Quick Specs
- Material: borosilicate glass with metal clasp lid
- Size: 2 3/4″ tall x 2 3/8″ wide
- Capacity: approximately 150 ml (5 fl oz)
- Seal: colored silicone gasket, airtight wire clasp closure
- Color: green glass
- Design: alpaca graphic with “You Roll One Alpaca” print
The Alpaca You Didn’t Know You Needed
I stock a few of the dank tank jars, and I’ll tell you what makes this one land differently: it’s the alpaca. The Super High and Toke it Easy versions have their fans, but something about that long-necked, dead-eyed animal wearing a cannabis pun hits a very specific sweet spot between absurdist novelty and genuinely useful storage jar. It doesn’t take itself seriously. That’s the point.
The jar itself is borosilicate glass, the same material used in lab equipment and quality glassware because it resists thermal shock and doesn’t leach flavor into whatever you’re storing. The wire clasp presses a colored silicone gasket flush against the rim, which creates a mechanical airtight seal, not just a friction fit. At 2 3/4″ tall and about 150 ml capacity, it’s small enough to drop in a bag but solid enough that it doesn’t rattle around and feel cheap.
It’s a novelty gift item, yes. But it’s also a jar that actually works. If you’re storing dried herbs, loose teas, rolling accessories, or small dried botanicals, the seal holds up and the glass won’t take on odors or stains over time the way plastic containers do. The alpaca just makes it more fun to look at on the shelf.
How to Use Your Alpaca Dank Tank
Three steps for getting the most out of your airtight alpaca storage jar.
- Pack it right
Drop your dried herbs into the jar, filling it no more than two-thirds full so the lid closes cleanly. Leave a little headspace and the silicone seal will compress evenly against the rim for a solid lock.
- Seal and store it
Press the lid down firmly and flip the metal clasp until it clicks into place. You'll feel the silicone gasket compress. Store the sealed jar in a cool, dark spot away from direct sunlight to keep freshness in.
- Open and refresh
Release the clasp and lift the lid. If you notice any moisture buildup inside, leave the lid off for a few minutes before resealing. A dry interior keeps the seal working well and your herbs at their best.
The Tarot Fellow Standard
I carry these because the build quality is consistent. The clasp doesn’t loosen after a few weeks, the silicone gasket holds its shape, and the glass is thick enough that it doesn’t feel like it’ll crack the first time you set it down hard. I’ve seen novelty jars where the design is the only selling point and the actual container is an afterthought. This one isn’t that.
One practical note: the silicone seal can pick up staining over time if you store strongly pigmented botanicals. It doesn’t affect function, but it’s worth knowing. Hand wash only, keep the clasp mechanism dry, and the jar will last a long time.
If you’re building out your herb storage setup, browse my bottles, jars and baggies collection for more airtight and storage options, or explore my herbs and accessories to find what you want to fill it with.
Frequently Asked Questions
The jar is green glass with an alpaca graphic and the phrase 'You Roll One Alpaca' printed on the exterior. It's part of a series of novelty dank tanks, and the alpaca design sets this one apart with its quirky, laid-back charm.
Yes. The metal clasp lid presses a colored silicone gasket firmly against the rim, creating an airtight seal that locks in freshness and keeps odors contained. It's not certified lab-grade, but it does the job well for everyday herb storage.
The jar measures 2 3/4 inches tall by 2 3/8 inches wide and holds approximately 150 ml, which is about 5 fluid ounces. It's a compact size that fits in a pocket, bag, or drawer without taking up much room.
The airtight seal makes it a solid option for loose teas, small dried botanicals, rolling accessories, or any small items you want to keep dry and contained. The glass construction keeps flavors and aromas from mixing with the jar itself.
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